I don’t like Halloween.
I think I have always felt sort of negative towards the “holiday”
because it seemed to me that it was not something worthy of a special
designation for celebration. It was
always dark and mysterious and somehow related to the false doctrine of ghosts
floating around, senselessly bothering people who had done nothing to them.
My first recollection of the day was when we lived in Logan
while Dad was finishing his master’s degree.
We lived in the prefabricated married student housing, basically a roof
over our heads and not much more. One
night some teenage boys knocked on our door and said what sounded to me like,
“Tweet, tweet!”
Mom fished out some sort of goodies and gave it to them and
they left. I asked her in my six-year old innocence what that was all
about. “Oh, they are trick-or-treating,”
she said to me.
I asked her what that meant.
She said kids go out to their neighbors’ homes, knock on the door, and
say, “Trick or treat.” You give them a
treat so they won’t pull a trick on you, like putting soap on your windows.
That seemed not right to me.
What gave people the right to place a ransom, a blackmail sort of thing?
I always wondered what sort of tricks would be appropriate
for someone who did give a treat. One
year I went with some friends in Sugar City, so I must have been about 6, and
we knocked on a friend’s door, expecting to receive a nice treat. Some old lady with a witch mask on her face
and broom in her hand came screaming out of the house, swinging the broom,
beating us on the head and shoulders until we managed to escape onto the
lawn. I still can’t figure that one out.
We lived in Rexburg, I was in about the 5th
grade, and some friends invited me to come with them to gather goodies
Trick-or-Treating. My friends all had
big grocery paper bags, so I took one, too, and off we went. We actually accumulated a sizeable amount of
loot and I was feeling good about the prospects of munching on the stuff for
several days. Bach then the goodies were
usually things like popcorn balls or homemade fudge or a stick of gum. If someone gave us a real candy bar, that was
a luxury.
We were walking along a dimly lighted street, heading toward
our next victim, when I noticed a couple of much bigger boys rising up out of
the weeds along the side of the road.
They rushed noisily towards us, yelling and screaming as they came. I froze, but two of my friends took off
running for the nearest house. These
guys grabbed my paper bag, which ripped up the side, dumping all the candy on
the ground. They also took my friend
Brad’s bag, and then they were gone.
Nobody was hurt, but we were mighty frightened. We just walked back to our houses and that
was the end of the night’s activity. I
think I told my mom what had happened, to which she offered some heart-felt but
fatalistic condolences, and I went to bed.
The next day I went to where we had been attacked and found one little
Bit-o-Honey, still in its wrapper, in the dust.
Brad had gone home and told his dad, who loaded him up in their car and
drove to the crime scene, where they recovered some of what had been spilled in
the attack. I always felt that Brad’s
dad must have loved him more than my dad loved me. Silly, huh.
Over the years there have been parties at the schools to try
to get the kids off the streets and out of harm’s way. At least, that is the reason for the social
activities in my own mind. It was not so
much about having a good time, because I never really had a very good
time. There were booths with grown up
people acting like kids. There were games
and lots of sugary goodies, and I ate my share, but I never really felt
satisfied by the result.
In Lewisville such a party was being held at the school, so
I decided to go with a friend. We walked
everywhere, then. As I was moving along
the street I saw some 5th graders running towards us (we were in the
fourth grade), clearly intending to make the night miserable for us. We dashed off the road, cut through a
neighbor’s yard and apple orchard, and managed to lose the attackers, while
getting scratched by the branches and muddy when we slipped in the wet
ditch. I don’t think we ever got to the
party.
Many years later some of the kids in our ward, mid-teen aged
boys, would get in a pickup truck and ride around smashing pumpkins that people
had put out on their porches or in their yards as decorations for the Halloween
remembrance. In a very unfortunate
accident that night, one of the boys fell out of the back of the truck and
broke his neck at about C-1. He was
rushed to the hospital, but he died anyway.
That capped my dislike of the celebrating.
My wife and I disagree about the value of the celebrating
that goes on. I decided that if we were
going to give out junk to the little beggars, I would give out
toothbrushes. Often the parents would be
standing back a little just out of the light from the porch. Once in a while some little tyke would say,
in disgust, “Toothbrushes!?” The parents
would say, “Yes!” I sensed that there
were others who liked the practice as little as I did. My wife, however, would stand out there and
pass out the little candy bars, for which she received glum mutterings of
thanks. They act like it is a guaranteed right vouchsafed by the Constitution.
So to you who celebrate Halloween, all the best. Tonight I will be sitting in my home with the
porch light turned off. We have not had
trick-or-treaters for the past several years.
That suits me just fine, but clearly, I am in the minority.
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| Siegfried and Brunhilda |
